I’m sure
there is a cultural aspect to this behavior, but there must also be a level of
genetic ability to sleep on public transportation with some level of
dignity. Other than a long distance
plane trip, I never sleep other than at my designated bedtime. If I slept in public, especially while
sitting, I would be head bobbing, head banging, leaning on my neighbor,
drooling non-stop and maybe worse.
When I get
on a bus or train, as much as 90% of the travelers will be sleeping. How do they sleep so well and still wake up
at their designated stop? My theory is
that Asians must be superior.
One time I
took a trip to Germany with my Plant Manager and he drank too much beer at the
Hofbrauhaus in Munich. While traveling
on the train back to our hotel, he unexpectedly bolted out of his seat, exited
the train and watched me as the train left, while he was on the deck
outside. Long story short, he boarded
the next train, fell asleep and ended up 60 miles from our hotel when he awoke,
only to find out the train had stopped running for the night. This is not the end of the story, but it is over
for purposes of this blog. The relevance
is that Caucasians can fall asleep on public transportation if alcohol is
involved.
Asians don’t
need alcohol and will typically have their eyes closed within 30 seconds of
sitting. How do they not hurt themselves
and how do they awake in time for their stops?
Actually they are not necessarily as good of public sleepers as I had originally
thought. My wife and I witnessed one
woman sleeping on a bus, only to have her head slammed hard against the window,
when the bus turned abruptly. It had to
hurt and everyone was surprised there was no blood on the window or head. Another time I watched a woman wake up
thinking she missed her stop. The panic
on her face, followed by the relief when she found out she hadn’t passed her
stop was fun to watch. Both the woman
and I laughed. My teenage stepdaughter
is often late coming home, for suspicious reasons I won’t discuss. One of her excuses is that she fell asleep on
the bus and missed her stop. Actually
that is probably true.
Asians sleep
easily and don’t mind sleeping in public.
Caucasians are more self-conscience and will typically avoid sleeping if
they can. Nobody sleeps well in public
and it has become one of my favorite forms of entertainment. I went to the internet to borrow some
pictures of sleeping Asians. I was
amazed to find hundreds of “sleeping Asian” websites created by Caucasians.
In 2005 we were on an Air China flight from
ReplyDeleteHong Kong to San Francisco. As we were approaching SFO I noticed we were over the bay water for a long time and then at the last second the pilot accelerated hard and climbed back up to
circle again for another landing. My "guess" is
he probably fell asleep. Even on the way to the
Hong Kong Airport our taxi driver fell asleep!!!