At the bottom
of the recycling process is the Piciotto
which are the lowest ranking soldiers.
This group is made up of thousands of elderly people that have been assigned
an extra wide wagon that is pushed around the neighborhood, collecting
recyclables. The elderly can often
barely walk, but yet they find a way to push the wagon up hills and over
curbs. Every night the city government
sends their musical garbage recycling trucks to the neighborhood, but the
Piciottos are ready to intercept you as you attempt to place the recycling in
the city truck. I refer to this activity
as freelancing. Why would someone be
opposed to letting an old lady take your plastic milk jugs and cardboard
containers to make some money? Because
they are your next door neighbor and the hoarders that allow garbage to ferment
in the apartment below you, if you live in the slums.
The next
level up is the Sgarrista . These mafia
soldiers ride bicycles and motor scooters.
They are younger and more prosperous.
You see them riding through the city with stacks of cardboard or bags of
bottles attached to their bikes. If you
don’t behave well as a Sgarrista, you will be banished to Piciotto level.
Caporegime
or Lieutenant gets to drive a vehicle suitable for hauling materials and doesn’t
have to perform too much physical labor.
Caporegime pick up the materials from the Sgarrista and deliver them to
the Capo Bastone.
The Capo
Bastone is second in command and the person that moves the material to recycling
yard. These Capos are well entrenched in
the mafia and get to drive large trucks, that compete in size with the city
vehicles. Capo Bastones are respected
in Taipei and cause fear among the Piciottos.
If a Capo Bastone wants to double park their truck without using their
emergency blinkers, who will argue with them?
At the top
of the food chain is the Capo Crimini.
This guy moves the recycling materials to the end user. This guy owns Taipei recycling and causes the
city government to wonder why they even bother.
If you are lucky to witness the recycling yards where materials are
ready to be loaded onto a boat, you may find a sleeping Asian.
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